How can I get severe heartburn really quickly?
Thursday, July 29th, 2010 at
11:32 pm

I need to get heartburn really quickly. Please don’t ask why but if you know a way to get bad heartburn quickly, then please post it.
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faking it won’t work?
eat a lot of hot and spicy mexican food. That should do the trick. Although, i dont see why you’d want heartburn.
If you have a buddy that you can really trust , have him shoot you but just graze the heart and don’t make contact with the bullet .
My father gets heartburn from oranges and tomato paste…. also mexican food!!!! EAT LOTS!!!
And then see a therapist for hypochondria!
Milk!
overeat in one meal. put lots of fat and sweets in the meal
Eat a bag of York Peppermint Patties on an empty stomach. Follow with a box of GS Thin Mint cookies, if needed.
Instant heartburn!